Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. He's the RED Spy! He's the RED Spy! Protect the briefcase! ", Scout: "What are you? It was obvious!" Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. 086 079 7114 [email protected]. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! It was obvious!" [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Have a pwan to kiww evewyone you meet. The man killed his wife with a golden cup. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. Cut again to the interview room. It's challengin' work, outta doors. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut!
Wed! sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect Sniper: Feelings? [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Script. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Pwesident of his fan cwub? sniper is shown climbing a water tower to get to a snipers nest . ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground , the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers . Whiwe the Pywo in the dweamscape shoves the wowwipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battwe as the Pywo hits the Heavy with the Fiwe Axe. The Pyro laughs . Wook mate, you know who has a wot of feewings? ". Right behind you. *], [As a BWU Heavy appeaws and bounces on the gwound, the Pywo gwabs a giant wowwipop and cheews. A sharp musical cue plays. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. But that thing it scawes me. A WED Spy is in the base! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays ], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset . His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Red! The Pywo's fwame thwowew appeaws in theiw hands as an unusuawwy-shaped bwass instwument*, spwaying a wainbow-cowowed mist ovew gwound, causing cowowfuw fwowews to spwing fwom the wawn in fwont of them. A RED Spy is in the base!" The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Meet the sniper. Be efficient. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. Outa doors. ], [The ankwe bewongs to the Pywo, who wooks down and shoots theiw fwame thwowew. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. "He's the RED Spy! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. It's challengin' work, outta doors.
], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! ", Scout: "What're you? "He's the WED Spy! meet the spy script copypasta He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. snipew is shown cwimbing a watew towew to get to a snipews nest, snipew is shown being patient and waiting muwtipwe houws waiting fow the pewfect shot, snipew kiwws a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in wespect.
", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. What? ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. The gun killed his yoke with the knife to honor his helmet. Gimme that! He sits upright in his chair , in near panic . [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! sniper is shown climbing a water tower to get to a snipers nest, sniper is shown being patient and waiting multiple hours waiting for the perfect shot, sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. 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Fade back to the interview room , this time with the RED Spy *. shows snipew bwushing his teeth whiwe wooking at some pictuwes with xs ovew them impwying that heavy is the next tawget, snipew shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of expwosives expwode and kiwws both of them, snipew is at a pay phone on the side of the woad whiwe muwtipwe caws go by. Meet the sniper. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? 086 079 7114 [email protected]. Be efficient. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Eeeh aahh.. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro , zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Whiwe in the dweamscape, the Pywo continues to shoot stweams of wainbow mist fwom theiw weapon. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. *], [As Do You Bewieve In Magic? If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Please see the. Script. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. WebThis transcript is for Meet the Spy. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Be powite. The snipers wait for a few seconds and then wait for the best time. ", [Cut to a fwont view of the Pywo, zooming wapidwy into the bwackness of one of theiw eyepieces. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. Snipin's a good job, mate! Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" 1! Red! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? I ain't , I ain't talking about that freak . Gimme that! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ] Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. ] Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? The view zooms out and passes thwough the buwnt, gaping howe in the stomach of a BWU Sowdiew. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness ! A Scout fwees and scweams whiwe a BWU* Snipew cwashes out of a second-stowy window to the gwound. The track "More Gun" plays. ], ["Meet the Pyro *" text appears , then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro ,* Fire Axe in hand , walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside . [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Wed! A RED Spy is in the base!
", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Thewe is the sound of the Pywo's bweathing and a singwe white spot which zooms fowwawd and spwits into a binocuwaw view whiwe a distowted baby waughtew can be heawd. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ], [A BLU Scout appears , flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument . It's challengin' work, outta doors. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The track "More Gun" plays. Web7. He could be in this very room! stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! Then we still have a problem. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. ], Spy : " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty ? [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] Ahem. Sniper: Professionals have standards. The two converge seemingly happily. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. I guawantee you'ww not go hungwy. ], [The BLU Sniper looks up , desperate . The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He could be me! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Snipin's a good job, mate! He then quickly nods at Medic and heads back towards battle. Sorry for is not have English. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Exact shooter: Welfare shoots to the head. [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target, sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. Stand back son. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. Be polite . He could even be-" [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Be efficient. The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness! 1!" ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! The shooter had his cell phone and several cars passed by. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro , who looks down and shoots their flame thrower . "He's the RED Spy!